Book Club Quotes
Myla Tosatto
“I don’t need anyone. It’s the secret of my success.”-Vivian (Jane Fonda)
“You got engaged? Why? Wow. I mean, wow.”- Sharon (Candice Bergen) to her son
“Multiple eargasms. Who doesn’t enjoy that?”- Carol (Mary Steenburgen)
“My son is engaged and my husband is in Maui with a tartlet named Cheryl.”- Sharon
“Who gets involved at 67? What’s the point?”- Sharon
“Wait 10 years. Dry shampoo is coming.”- Vivian offering advice to Cheryl Strayed in Wild
“I would like to introduce you to Christian Grey.”- Vivian
“To even be holding this book is embarrassing.”- Carol
“Give me a break. . .”- Diane (Diane Keaton) about Fifty Shades of Grey
“I’m way too good at forecasting risk.”- Vivian on why she doesn’t have a husband
“I always wish for the same thing- a healthy planet.”- Vivian after making a wish
“This book has got me in a total tizzy.”- Carol
“So you’re a pilot?”- Diane
“I think so. They gave me the hat.”- Mitchell (Andy Garcia)
“I could have put him in jail for any one of those things.”- Sharon on Christian Grey
“Note to self- watch Carol ride a bicycle some day.”- Vivian
“You’ve completely lost it.”- Sharon to Carol
“What’s the topic this month?”- Bruce (Craig T. Nelson)
“Moby Dick!”- Diane
“Thank God it’s a trilogy!”- Diane
“Ladies, we should not go gentle into the good night.”- Vivian
“Remember, we can put you in the basement whenever you’re ready.”- Adrianne (Katie Aselton) to Diane
“That was a beautiful story. Thank you. I wish I was kissed by Terry Sanders.”- Mitchell to Diane
“No one with a life has a motto.”- Sharon
“Damn you, E.L. James.”- Carol about the author of Fifty Shades of Grey
“His name is George and he’s probably a serial killer.”- Sharon about her online date
“My organs just shifted.”- Sharon on wearing Spanx
“Shut up and kiss me.”- Sharon to George (Richard Dreyfuss)
“I can’t believe you put Viagra in my beer.”- Bruce to Carol
“It’s okay to be happy, Diane.”- Mitchell
“We slept on a couch. He tickled my arm.”- Vivian
“We’re sure not spring flowers.”- Carol
“More like potpourri.”- Vivian
