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Boss Baby Quotes

March 31, 2017 by Enza Ketcham

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Movie Myla reviewed Boss Baby for us several weeks ago! I am so excited to share her list of favorite Boss Baby quotes from the movies! We love one liners that make us laugh and smile! If you are looking for a specific quote be sure to let us know!

Boss Baby Quotes

The Boss Baby Quotes

“Hey Tim, how would you like a baby brother?”- Father (Jimmy Kimmel)
“No, thank you.”-Tim (Miles Christopher Bakshi)

“Say- NAKED!”- Father taking a photo

“Can’t ride a bike without training wheels? Even a bear can ride a bike without training wheels.”- The Boss Baby (Alec Baldwin) berating Tim

“We could share.”- Tim
“You obviously didn’t go to business school.”- The Boss Baby

“Maybe they can return him to the store and get their money back.”- Tim

“It’s an invasion!”- Tim
“It’s a play date.”- Mother (Lisa Kudrow)
“It’s a meeting and you will not be attending.”- The Boss Baby

“Behold our mortal enemies- PUPPIES!”- The Boss Baby

“Staci, read back the notes.”- The Boss Baby
“I can’t read. What does it say?”- Staci (ViviAnn Yee) showing her notes

“Hand over the tape, or Lamb Lamb gets it.”- The Boss Baby

“Are you the Baby Jesus?”-Tim
“Yes. I’m the Baby Jesus.”- The Boss Baby sarcastically

“I want you to suck it.”- The Boss Baby
“You suck it.”-Tim

“If people really knew where babies came from they would never have them. Same for hot dogs, by the way.”- The Boss Baby

“You’re father is a hippy.”- The Boss Baby to Tim

“Even better, I’m going to write the perfect memo.”- The Boss Baby

“Hate is a strong word. It’s the RIGHT word, but still . . .”-The Boss Baby

“Let me get this straight- this is a story about cannibalism and burning people alive?”-The Boss Baby considering Hansel and Gretel

“Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.”- The Boss Baby spouting work place platitudes.

“Humina. Humina. Humina.”- Elvis impersonator

“Upsies. I need upsies.”- The Boss Baby

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