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The Disaster Artist Quotes

December 1, 2017 by Enza Ketcham

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If you are a James Franco fan that you probably want to see The Disaster Artist! If you are stumbling across this post online and not our regular reader, then you are looking for a specific or favorite line from the film. We sent Movie Myla to review this film and write out her favorite “The Disaster Artist” Quotes to share with all of you! Please share your favorite line or one we might have missed by leaving us a comment and we will continue to add to our list!

The Disaster Artist Quotes

The Disaster Artist Quotes

Myla Tosatto

“That was painfully uncomfortable”- Jean Shelton (Melanie Griffith) to Greg Sestero (Dave Franco) and Male Actor (Randall Park)

“Tommy. Always Tommy.”- Tommy Wiseau (James Franco)

“Uh, thank you for that.”- Jean Shelton to Tommy

“. . .and bring football.”- Tommy to Greg

“Nice car.”- Greg about Tommy’s Mercedes
“Why? You poor?”- Tommy

“I don’t want a career. I want a planet.”- Tommy to Greg

“I just joking. HA HA HA.”- Tommy

“I want you to be my guest like Beauty and the Beast. I’m Beauty, of course.”- Tommy to Greg

“Just because you want it, doesn’t mean you can have it.”- Judd Apatow to Tommy

“. . .and maybe also Johnny is vampire?”- Tommy to himself while writing his script

“If you don’t want to do it, maybe Johnny Depp available.”- Tommy to Greg

“Everybody wants script- don’t be greedy.”- Tommy

“This is real movie set. No Mickey Mouse.”- Tommy
“Copy that.”- Sandy Schklair (Seth Rogen)

“Wow. You like monster.”- Tommy to Dan Janjigian (Zac Efron)

“I keep my stuff, sweetie.”- Tommy to wardrobe

“What is line?”- Tommy

“Oh, we got a bottle now. Look out.”- A sarcastic Sandy

“Oh, hi Mark.”- Tommy

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