Thank you Matt, from Tanga, for sending me this list of 5 Things I have Learned From Duck Dynasty. I have seen the show once or twice and it is pretty good. I never seem to catch it on TV to watch it, but the two episodes I have seen are pretty funny. Right now you can find this Smiley Duck Hunters Lighter on sale for ONLY $6.99 + FREE Shipping. This sale is only for 2 days or until they sell out.
1) What is a “Brain Sneeze”?
“This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts.” – Uncle Si
2) Beware Women with Make-up
“The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.” – Phil
3) Cooking – Who Needs Pinterest?
“I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones…and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” – Uncle Si
4) Fatherhood
“Nothin makes a dad happier than seeing his daughter with a smile on her face and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes.” – Willie
5) The Importance of Education
“There are two kinds of people in this world… the educated and the unducated.” – Uncle Si