Together Together Quotes
Myla Tosatto
“Have you ever stolen anything?”- Matt (Ed Helms)
“No. Not Really. Pens.”- Anna (Patti Helms)
“I don’t think being alone is a bad thing.”- Anna
“You don’t know how old your own child is?”- Matt
“I feel regular. Normal.”- Anna
“To, uh, to- life.”- Matt giving a toast
“Let’s try to embrace the future.”- Marty (Fred Melamed)
“I’m pro everything.”- Matt
“If I were you, I wouldn’t be eating pasta with bacon.”- Anna
“I’m tired. Not zombie tired.”- Anna
“I don’t want to be a b, but that’s your third croissant.”- Jules (Julio Torres)
“And?”- Anna
“I’m dating two people named Sam. How could I be judgmental?”- Jules
“I feel like we just pack up and go home.”- Jules
“I also brought you these.”- Matt
“Clogs?”- Anna
“Ewww. Whose clogs?”- Jules
“Are there multiple Bryces?”- Matt
“Scoot down just a bit. Scoot.”- Jean (Sufe Bradshaw)
“I’m just a technician. I’m not allowed to say anything.”- Jean
“Is there an app for that? There should be an app for that.”- Matt
“Have there been any conflicts that have come up, aside from the clogs?”- Madeline (Tig Notaro)
“This show is so dumb.”- Anna about Friends
“Ross and Monica are siblings. Come on, Anna, you know this.”- Matt
“I’m like Switzerland. The less I know the better.”- Anna
“Lamp?”- Anna
“Lamp. I don’t know what lamp is.”- Matt
“What are you doing in maternity wear?”- Carly (May Calamawy)
“Now let’s get some houseplants.”- Matt
“I don’t think we’ve officially been introduced but we’ve exchanged a lot of cold stares.”- Matt
“Don’t name your kid ‘Jessie’.”- Jules
“I can’t tell if she’s really rude or amazing.”- Anna
“Lots of monsters have doctorates.”- Anna
“My dad was more of a Dr. Honeydew.”- Matt
“What’s with all these lady books?”- Anna
“Listen to how quiet you’re being right now.”- Anna
“I think you’ve watched too many Woody Allen movies.”- Anna
“Your stairs are very slippery. You’re going to want to get some grippy tape. You know what grippy tape
is?”- Adele (Nora Dunn)
“I decided I’m going with Opa.”- Marty
“Oprah?”- Adele
“What are you going to be called?”- Marty
“That lady?”- Anna
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