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Dog Day Quotes
“I would tell you, but then I would have to charge you.”- Danielle (Tig Notaro)
“I always thought that marketing was grocery shopping.”- Daisy (Lauren Lapkus)
“Charlie, I love you but can you take a nap?”- Ruth (Jessica Lowe)
“No offense but is your dog pregnant or super fat?”- Tyler (Finn Wolfhard)
“You have momma brain. This is your baby shower.”- Greg (Thomas Lennon)
“You’re making two human beings and I’m proud of you.”- Greg
“I’m feeling sexy.”- Dax (Adam Pally)
“Hello, Doctor. I love blue scrubs day.”- Tara (Vanessa Hudgens)
“One small coffee.” Tara
“ONE SMALL COFFEE!”- Garrett (Jon Bass)
“I thought you were a giant beige rat.”- Vanessa to Gertrude
“This is the best place to talk about bowel movements.”-Danielle
“I will be aquí. Aquí?”- Tara
“It’s Tara. Doesn’t matter. Okay, love you. Bye.”- Tara
“Hey.”- Dax
“Run.”- Greg
“Frunk? What’s that?”- Ruth
“It’s a typo at best.”- Greg
“Say the word Frunk one more time. . .”- Ruth to Dax
“Mr. Pepperoni, your dog’s still fat.”- Tyler
“Run free, dog.”- Dax to Charlie
“You think I look terrific?”- Jimmy (Tone Bell)
“What if I told you how to athlete?”- Elizabeth (Nina Dobrev)
“Flags are completely different.”- Elizabeth
“Just go in the corner. You have my blessing.”- Dax to Charlie
“Why Gertrude?”- Tara
“After Gertrude Stein.”- Garrett
“I almost don’t recognize you without steam coming out of your ears.”- Jimmy
“Guys are just the worst.”- Jimmy
“Finally something we agree on.”- Elizabeth
“Nobody wants schnapps.”- Nina (Toks Olagundoye)
“JUST PEE ANYWHERE!”- Dax to Charlie
“Sorry. I’m very into this conversation.”- Amy (Jessica Lowe)
“Well, it’s a date.”- Jimmy
“It’s a dog date.”- Elizabeth
“It’s a dog date.”- Jimmy
“Can we keep her?”- Amelia (Elizabeth Phoenix Caro)
“Oh look, you have a baby Transformer.”- Tyler
“Oh, Pizza Boy reads.”- Walter (Ron Cephas Jones)
“There’s a lot of her to love.”- Rob Corddry
“You like IPA’s. “- Dax to Charlie
“Don’t say anything about her ankles.”- Greg
“My 16th birthday was at Bed Bath and Beyond.”- Garrett
“Public awareness is my favorite awareness.”- Garrett
“Look what you made me do.”- Dax to Charlie
“Eat dog food and die.”- Elizabeth
“Your hands are like trash compactors.”- Peter (Ryan Hansen)
“Oh hi, puppy.”- Tara to Charlie
“Who doesn’t love clowns?”- Elizabeth
“Where is the bean water?- Elizabeth’s co host (Ken Marino)
“Someone give this coffee a hard hat because it’s working!”- Elizabeth’s co host
“This one. This is our day.”- Walter
“I think I adopted three terriers and a small pony.”- The Mayor (Mo Gaffney)
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