We sent Myla Tosatto to review Early Man and she also shared her favorite Early Man Quotes. If you are stumbling across this post, then you have probably seen the movie! We would love to hear your favorite line from the film. Check out her favorite quotes below:
Early Man Quotes
“Change your underpants today?”- Chief (Timothy Spall)
“Right. Let’s go kill something.”- Chief
“The rabbits are fighting back.”- Barry (Mark Williams)
“The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.”- Lord Nooth (Tom Hiddleston)
“Let’s get moving. I’m late for my massage.”- Lord Nooth
“Sliced bread? That’s the best thing since ever.”- Villager
“Don’t touch the bronze. Where you been, the Stone Age?”- Goona (Maisie Williams)
“Caveman?”- Lord Nooth
“Caveman?”- Dino (Kayvan Novak)
“Caveman?”- Fans
“What’s that crazy fruit he got?”- Barry about Dug’s soccer ball
“Nice tight shorts.”-Magma (Selina Griffiths) about soccer uniforms
“If you kick it in the goal, other men hug and kiss you.”- Dug explaining the rules of soccer
“Oh, how I love it!”-Lord Nooth
“Football?”-Dino
“No. Bronze!”- Lord Nooth
“When I said free kick, I meant of the ball.”- Dug after being kicked
“Grubup no like football.”- Grubup (Ricard Webber)
“You haven’t eaten your primordial soup.”- Chief to Dug
“You’re pretty brave, caveman. And stupid.”- Goona to Dug
“Those stone age dorks couldn’t beat their own grandmothers.”- Lord Nooth
“Of course I’m not alright, you idiot. I’ve just been massaged by a pig!”- Lord Nooth
“I’m not playing. I’m an old man. I’m nearly 32.”- Chief
“The puppets don’t lie, Brian.”- Bryan (Rob Brydon)
“Nibbles, your majesty?”- Lord Nooth
“Stuff your nibbles.”- Queen Oofeefa (Miraim Margolyes)
“Early Man United.”- Brian (or Bryan)