Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween Quotes

Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween Quotes are filled with humor and creepiness. We actually thought it was a cute family movie. If you are stumbling across this post, you have probably seen the movie too. We hope to continue to add to our list and we would love to hear what your favorite quote from the movie was!

Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween Quotes

“Fear, fear is something everyone experiences Fear is something everyone knows.” -Sarah (Madison Iseman)

“I got you a care package. Pringles.” -Tyler (Bryce Cass)

“Sam is going to love this.” -Sonny (Jeremy Ray Taylor)
“Go to bed too. I don’t need a wingman.” -Mother, Kathy (Wendi McLendon-Covey)

“Byeeeeee” -Mr. Chu (Ken Jeong)

“When you have to sum up your whole life in one essay, it doesn’t seem impressive.” -Sarah

“You have earned yourself some corn cushions.” -Mother, Kathy

“Thanks for checking me out. Ringing up my purchases.” -Mother, Kathy

“Spit Wads? What are you nine?” -Sam (Caleel Harris)

“Cute boyfriend.” -Tyler

“Don’t wait for college to start having fun.” -Tyler

“Fear not, ma’am. Junk is our middle name.” -Sam

“You know what else has monetary value? Money.” Sonny

“Will you stop being a nerd for two seconds and help me.” -Sam

“My name is slappy. What’s yours?” -Slappy

“Sorry for what happened to Tommy. I guess you can say he got hosed.” -Slappy

“I can make all your problems go away.” -Slappy

“A squared plus B squared equals OF COURE.” – Slappy

“Whatever I can see I can bring to life.” -Slappy

“Maybe you’ll remember that next time you step out of line with my sister.” -Slappy to Tyler

“When an animated doll tells you guys to keep secrets that’s a red flag.” -Sarah

“We’re going to be such a happy family.” -Slappy

“Trust me. You don’t want to know what happens when I get mad.” -Slappy

“Halloween is cancelled for all of you tonight. Cancelled.” -Mother, Kathy

“Whats up my witches.” -Mr. Chu

“If those kids don’t want me to be a part of their family…I’ll rise one on my own.” -Slappy

“It takes a genius to know a genius.”