Long Shot Quotes

Both Movie Myla and I both screened Long Shot this week. It was a funny comedy starring Seth Rogan and Charlize Theron.  The movie had tons of laugh out loud moments, as a matter of fact it had 2 hours worth of laughing!  The movie was filled with great quotes, some that weren’t very appropriate for me to share on this family blog. 🙂  If you have a favorite quote we missed feel free to comment so we can add it to our ongoing list!

Long Shot Quotes

“Yes, let’s do that.”- Fred Flarsky (Seth Rogen) to a group of Neo-Nazis

“Heil, everybody.”- Fred

“Does that hurt?”- Neo Nazi on Fred getting a tattoo
“On many levels, yes.”- Fred

“That’s Gallup. We’ve got to make this happen.”- Charlotte Field (Charlize Theron)

“I do think I’m funny.”- Charlotte

“I’m not nuking a tsunami.”- President Chambers (Bob Odenkirk)

“You’ve bee a great secretary.” – President Chambers
“OF State.” –Charlotte Field

“Charlotte, I would like to endorse you as the next President of the United States.”- President Chambers

“. . . she’s got a big brain and a couple of other assets.”- President Chambers

“When we talk about women in this way it’s because we respect them so much and we love their bodies.” –News Person

“What’s wrong with my wave?”- Charlotte

“That level of elbow movement freaks people out.” – Katherine (Lisa Kudrow)

“You’re making bad decisions and it’s bumming me out.”- News Editor (Randall Park) to Fred

“No judgment. No judgment.”- Lance (O’Shea Jackson Jr.)

“I don’t think I am too much. I am the perfect right portion.” – Fred

“B-b-b-boyz II Men?”- Fred

“Why didn’t you Power Bar me?”- Charlotte

“I’m super underdressed.”- Fred

“I’ll take a snowcheck on that dance.”- Prime Minister Steward (Alexander Skarsgård)

“First we are going to finish these pamplemousses.” – Lance

“Is that the Secretary of State looking at us?”- Lance to Fred

“2 Proms! Back to back.”- Fred

“You don’t neg the Secretary of State.”- Lance to Fred

“Boyz II Men, back up.”- Lance

“Ah, I feel so scared.”- Maggie (June Diane Raphael)

“Luck is for losers. You have destiny on your side”- Lance
“Oh you’re backless. I wasn’t expecting this.” – Fred

“I love you, Fred!”- Lance

“Just because you star in movies doesn’t make you a movie star.”- Fred

“Let’s save the planet!”- Charlotte

“After some dairy, I am one of the world’s biggest polluters.” – Fred

“I was micro-napping!”- Charlotte to Fred

“You’re way better than prom 2.”- Fred to Charlotte

“I want you to be careful. We need you.”- Fred to Charlotte

“What a fun adventure.”- Fred

“We shop in the same mystical village, I see.”- Fred

“You’re a punchline writer, not Maya Angelou.”- Maggie to Fred

“I need a big bowl of rice.”- Fred

“I googled speech writing.”- Fred

“You made me watch Encino Man thirty times.”- Fred to Charlotte

“You are like frozen in time.” – Fred
“I am Encino Man.”- Charlotte

“Don’t be gross, Fred.”- Charlotte

“You going to ask why I’m still single?”- Fred
“No. I get it.”- Charlotte

“Turns out she has always been an Andrea Zuckerberg in a body of a Kelly Taylor.” – News Person

“I am not feeling this aggression right now. I am feeling a chilled vibe.” – Charlotte

“I am worthy of love.”- Fred

“My brain just went into shock a little bit.”- Fred

“Drugs love a jaw.”- Fred

“Dance with me, Steven. Dance.”- Charlotte to Secret Service Agent

“We don’t negotiate with terrorists but we do negotiate with homies.”- Charlotte