I am a fan of the new Sony movie PIXELS! I love family comedies with tons of great and hilarious lines. I thought PIXELS was filled with it. I am a fan of Adam Sandler movies and they are filled with them. Who doesn’t sit in the bathtub letting their shampoo and conditioner fight on who is better? Oh you do too?! I knew it! So here are some of the funny PIXELS quotes that made me laugh in the movie! Be sure to grab your friends and take them to the movie. Remember you are watching it for the comedic lines and you will have fun! Our theater ended up clapping at the end of it!
A HUGE LIST of almost every funny line from PIXELS 2015
Kid: President can’t READ.
Will Cooper (Kevin James) : You need to channel your genius into something productive.
Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten (Michelle Monaghan): I am sitting on the floor sobbing drinking wine out of a sippy cup.
Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler): Hold that thought, snobby.
Sam Brenner: Somebody’s more important.
Sam Brenner: Can I sit on your chair?
Will Cooper: No, you can’t.
Sam Brenner: I am sitting in the chair.
Sam Brenner: Does she really get to talk twice? She isn’t even sitting at the grown up table.
Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad): I am on an all protein diet, but I am also doing carbs!
Ludlow Lamonsoff: I am trying to save the world from annihilation. You Cracker!
Ludlow Lamonsoff: The government spies on us through our cable boxes. That has been proven.
Will Cooper: Why does Madonna want to take over the planet?
Ludlow Lamonsoff: You smell so nice like the book of genesis!
Scott Brenner: I would kiss the guy in the yacht 100 times before I’d kiss you.
Will Cooper: Let the NERDS take over!
Eddie Plant (Peter Dinklage): (to Professor Iwatani) I made your game my b*tch.
Professor Iwatani: What a b*tch?
Professor Iwatani: Pac-Man is not bad. You’ll see. I create him to bring joy to people.
Sam Brenner: Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?
Professor Iwatani: I will talk to him, he’s my son. Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you’ve grown.
Ludlow Lamonsoff: That’s so sweet, he’s so sweet.
Professor Iwatani: I know, you’re a good boy.
[Pac-Man bit his hand into pixels, then he and the genius scream]
Professor Iwatani: Somebody annihilate this stupid thing!
Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten: How did you do that so fast?
Eddie Plant: because I am the champ, Lt. Long Legs.
Eddie Plant: I should have gone with Martha Stewart. At least I’d have some tasty panini.
Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten’s son: You have been a cheater your whole life.
Ludlow Lamonsoff: Live long. Laugh bunch. Love often.
Military Guy: Where the hell is my momma?
Sam Brenner: Grab on to my mighty hammer?
Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten: You love saying that.
Sam Brenner: Yes I do.
Sam Brenner: Donkey Kong.
President Will Cooper: It’s just a barrel. How bad can it hurt?
Lt. Col. Violet Van Pattern: [as a pixel Smurf dances, he kills it with his pixel blaster, then everyone looks at him] Don’t tell anyone that I just killed a Smurf with a light blaster.
Sam Brenner: We’re the only ones who can do this! I’m kidding, we’re all gonna die. I’m just… sorry.
Sam Brenner: Pac-Man’s a bad guy?
Sam Brenner: We got this, if we don’t, the world ends.
Sam Brenner: Pac-Man’s faster than I remember.
Eddie Plant: Pac-Man’s always been faster than the ghost. We’re gonna have to outmaneuver.
Ludlow Lamonsoff: We got him! He’s got nowhere to go!
Ludlow Lamonsoff: I believe that some alien life-force, has sent real life video games, to attack us.
Sam Brenner: We have to take the battle to them.
Sam Brenner: Nerds are the greatest kissers.
Sam Brenner: Nobody else is weirded out about this? That was Q-bert.
Be sure to read MORE PIXELS coverage and Pixels Quotes from the actors during the Interviews:
Video Games in Pixels – Adam Sandler Helps Bring Back the 80s!
Pixels Press Junket – Exclusive Coverage & Interview of the Cast
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In Pixels, when intergalactic aliens misinterpret video-feeds of classic arcade games as a declaration of war against them, they attack the Earth, using the games as models for their various assaults. President Will Cooper (James) has to call on his childhood best friend, ’80s video game champion Sam Brenner (Sandler), now a home theater installer, to lead a team of old-school arcaders (Dinklage and Gad) to defeat the aliens and save the planet. Monaghan plays the team’s unique weapons specialist.