If you are looking for The Happytime Murders Quotes, we sent Myla Tosatto to review the movie and she is sharing her favorite list of quotes from the movie. If you haven’t seen it, reader Movie Myla’s hilarious review, “DO NOT TAKE YOUR KIDS.”
The Happytime Murders Quotes
“You don’t have to sing and dance for the man anymore.”- Phil Phillps (Bill Barretta)
“For puppet poachers they were real sweethearts.”- Phil
“The Internet is killing me so I’m creating my own content.”- Vinny (Drew Massey)
“Looks like this mystery is brought to you by the letter ‘P’.”- Phil
“Freaky deaky.”- Phil
“Please. I have 48 kids.”- Bumblypants (Kevin Clash)
“Nobody wears their hat, you dumb rookie.”- Detective Connie Edwards (Melissa McCarthy)
“I unsewed your mother and made an outfit out of her.”- Connie
“I’ll stalk you later. I want a selfie.”- Robin (Fortune Feimster)
“There were bad, bad, bad dogs.”- Brittenie (Cynthy Wu)
“Looks like someone had a real piñata party.”- Connie
“What’s the connection?”-Lt. Banning (Leslie David Baker)
“The Happytime Gang.”- Connie and Phil together
“It’s like springtime in Beijing.”- Connie
(Wink) “. . .puppets are dumb.”- Ronovan Scargle (Michael McDonald)
“We don’t allow humans in our game.”- Lyle (Kevin Clash)
“I have a puppet liver.”- Connie
“Sorry about your dead human friend, Philips.”- Lyle
“I was in the can.”- Connie
“Doing what?”- Phil
“Can stuff.”- Connie
“My deal? I’m a Virgo.”- Connie
“You boys want some Fiddle Faddle?” Bubbles (Maya Rudolph)
“I want an APB on that sock, NOW!”- Agent Campbell (Joel McHale)
“You got some sugar for Goofer, friend?”- Goofer (Drew Massey)
“She’s a complete Sugar Smack.”- Phil