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If you haven’t seen the movie, “The Hustle”, go and see it! Myla went to an early screening to share her Hustle review and then the best lines and quotes from the movie!
The Hustle Quotes
Myla Tosatto
“Go ahead and keep that for yourself.”- Jeremy (Timothy Simons) to a bartender after he stole his tip
“Of course I love her.”- Jeremy to Penny (Rebel Wilson)
“Do you prefer Venmo or PayPal?”- Penny to Jeremy after a con
“Trashy dress, you did it again.”- Penny
“How much are the red ones worth?”- Josephine (Anne Hathaway) about gambling chips
“I’m Danish.”- Danish Man (Casper Christensen)
“Like the pastry?”- Josephine
“I’m sorry, I don’t speak foreign.”- Penny
“I like it because it’s shiny.”- Josephine
“Three slices of cake and a Diet Coke.”- Penny
“Eh, what’s up?”- Penny to Josephine
“Clearly you’re an exhausting person.”- Penny to Josephine
“But isn’t your philosophy based on exploiting others?”- Josephine to Penny
“I don’t know what you just said but the answer is oui.”- Penny
“A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare the big game away.”- Josephine to Bridgette (Ingrid Oliver)
“We do not want your kind here.”- Bridgette to Penny
“I don’t date pregnant women.”- Bridgette to Penny
“She looks like a librarian’s corpse but less lively.”- Penny about Josephine
“Hold on, Penny. The nightmare is almost over.”- Josephine
“Yo, I’m just going to blend in with you guys.”- Penny to a group of Nuns
“Nazi Gollum, you’re going to have to speak more clearly.”- Penny
“I have many STDs.”- Danish Man
“As do I.”- Penny
“Hello, Janet. Or should I say Medusa?”- Penny to Josephine
“Captain Pantsuit- in it as well?”- Penny to Bridgette
“Just letting you know, I’m salad intolerant.”- Penny
“I work alone.”- Josephine
“No man will ever believe a woman is smarter than him.”- Josephine
“Are you constipated?”- Josephine to Penny
“I have seven houses.”- Penny
“She represents everything you despise.”- Bridgette to Josephine
“With Penny we can finally run the Lord of the Rings play.”- Josephine
“Lecretia, pour the mead.”- Penny
“I don’t want to be a loser who looks like a colorful Beetlejuice.”- Penny to Josephine
“I’m not Medusa.”- Josephine
“Agree to unagree.”- Penny
“My blood is like 98% white chocolate mousse.”- Penny
“Hysterical blindness?”- Thomas (Alex Sharp)
“It’s not that funny to me.”- Penny
“Like an appetizer? I love them when they’re bottomless.”- Penny
“A warning- My methods are unorthodox.”- Josephine
“It’s a French fry. Can I have another one?”- Penny
“No pity, Thomas. Only fun.”- Jospehine
“Trust me. This is for Penny’s sake.”- Josephine
“Germans are so spontaneous.”- Penny
“You think I can’t handle the Real Housewives of Essex?”- Josephine
“It was worth every penny, Penny.”- Thomas
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