Did you see Crime 101 or at least read our review, Is Crime 101 Appropriate for Families? Well, our family enjoyed it, even with some of the curse words. No, with the videography and movie itself was great, but so were the Crime 101 Movie Quotes.
With the help of my daughter, we were able to record some of our favorite lines of the film!
Crime 101 Movie Quotes
“So, what are we driving?” – Sharon (Halle Barry)
“If you can guess, I’ll give you the keys to it.” – Mike (Chris Hemsworth)
“Ohh. Chevy Chevelle, racing green.” – Sharon
“Right color.” – Mike
“That is a beautiful car.” – Sharon
“I need to be in your line of work.” – Mike
“I’m real good at reading people.” – Sharon
“And what have you read about me?” – Mike
“Okay.” – Sharon
“You look like a person who has secrets.” – Sharon
“You’ve got the cars, the clothes.” – Sharon
“But you can’t seem to look me in the eye.” – Sharon
“Start by handing me your phone.” – Mike
“You’re looking at robberies of jewels, money,” – Lou (Mark Ruffalo)
“or high value items in the last four years.” – Lou
“Now, remove every robbery” – Lou
“where there was DNA left at the scene.” – Lou
“I think all of these are the same guy,” – Lou
“and he hits every time” – Lou
“along the 101 freeway.” – Lou
“I came here to make you a business proposition.” – Mike
“You’ve worked at the same company for 11 years,” – Mike
“you’re a VP when you should be a partner.” – Mike
“Those high value items your company insures,” – Mike
“I occasionally make them disappear.” – Mike
“And no one gets hurt.” – Mike
“I wouldn’t die for an insurance company.” – Mike
“Get in,” – Mike
“there’s water in the trunk.” – Mike
“There’s a courier carrying watches and gems” – Sharon
“and the buyer is paying cash.” – Sharon
“You’re looking at 11 million dollars in one room.” – Sharon
“Three of which, I’ll be taking.” – Sharon
“It doesn’t matter how much money you make, it’s never enough.” – Maya (Monica Barbaro)
“I’ll know when I have enough.” – Mike
“How?” – Maya
“He’s planning something new.” – Money (Nick Nolte)
“Follow him.” – Money
“My dad always said you got to break a few eggs.” – Ormon (Barry Keoghan)
“You tell him I see you again you’re both dead.” – Mike
“As smart as our guy is, he can’t help but form a pattern.” – Lou
“I’m getting close.” – Lou
“I know it.” – Lou
“Something doesn’t feel right.” – Mike
“Nice car. You into cars?” – Lou
“Yeah, I prefer the old American ones.” – Mike
“I used to dream of having a Mustang when I was a kid.” – Lou
“Like Steve McQueen.” – Mike
“You ever see The Thomas Crown Affair?” – Lou
“He plays a high-class thief in it.” – Lou
“I liked Bullitt. All the chases.” – Mike
“You’re about to break every rule you’ve ever lived by.” – Sharon
“What makes this job different?” – Sharon
“There comes a moment when you realize you don’t have as much time as you thought you had.” – Mike
“Inhale… and exhale.” – Yoga Instructor
“Notice the beat of your heart, the rhythm of life. You have the power to create all you desire of nothing.” – Yoga Instructor
“Remember that there is great power within you.” – Yoga Instructor
“Let me see the gun. Is it loaded? I suggest you load it.” – Robber
“This day will bring you peace and an opportunity for success.” – Yoga Instructor
“You have found your buddy!” – App
“Come ‘round the back… I want to have a word.” – Jewler
“Hands on your head!” – Mike
“Get in the trunk.” – Mike
“It was my dad’s gun.” – Robber
“Who was your dad, John Wayne?” – Jewler
“As you can see, my partners parked in front of your house. It’s just an insurance policy.” – Mike
“You have a very unique eye.” – Sharon
“You’re not going to hit him, he gets out of the way all the time.” – Rich Guy
“It cost me 2.1 million dollars, but, as we both know, contemporary Black art is only going one direction.” – Rich Guy
“This is victim blaming, it’s what you’re doing!” – Robber
“So how’d it go, did he show you his weapons? Well, I hope not all of them.” – Mark
“So how’d it go?” – Money
“There was an incident.” – Mike
“Go spend some money, get laid, relax.”
“What is this? Fat cop, bad cop?”
“Boo.” – Ormon
“He lost his nerve, I’ve seen it before.” – Money
“She’s got a pair of twins, they’re pieces of sh**.” – Maya
“I don’t have kids either.” – Mike
“Okay..?” – Maya
“I don’t even like the word smoothie.” – Lou
“Statistics point to this being an inside job.” – Sharon
“Is there anyone in the f**king back?” – Ormon
“Someone shut this baby up!” – Ormon
“I thought we loved each other.” – Lou
“Yeah, we do.” – Angie
“I’m way more beach than you are!” – Lou
“That’s kinda sad.” – Maya
“Well-oh-well, 101 robber; there he is Lou.” -Tillman (Corey Hawkins)
“It’s not about the f**king money!” – Mike
“If you’ve got absolutely nothing to hide then you’ve got nothing to worry for.” – Sharon
“Cool car.” – Mike
“Life’s too short to drive boring cars… Elvis said that.” – Sharon
“Do you have any?” – Maya
“Photos?” – Mike
“Family.” – Maya
“Mystery man.” – Maya
“So I guess you work in the art world?” – Mike
“No, less glamorous, I write insurance policies for people who have more money then they know what to do with.”
“Yeah. So you’re a thief.” – Sharon
“Look, I don’t know if anybody’s ever told you this, but you live a f***ed up life.” – Sharon
“Bro, I’m not gay.” – Ormon
“That’s a very kind lie, thank you.” – Lou
“That’s the thing about walkaway money, you have to be able to walk away with it.” – Mike
“Is there somewhere you can stay a few days?” – Lou
“I’m not where I need to be yet.” – Mike
“You know what, shut the f**k up!” – Sharon
“Put the gun down, James!” – Lou
“You’re a cop?! Then be a f***ing cop!” – Rich Guy
“He was going to shoot you.” – Mike
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About the Movie:
Set against the sun-bleached grit of Los Angeles, Crime 101 weaves the tale of an elusive jewel thief (Chris Hemsworth) whose string of heists along the 101 freeway have mystified police. When he eyes the score of a lifetime, his path crosses that of a disillusioned insurance broker (Halle Berry) who is facing her own crossroads. Convinced he has found a pattern, a relentless detective (Mark Ruffalo) is closing in, raising the stakes even higher. As the heist approaches, the line between hunter and hunted begins to blur, and all three are faced with life-defining choices–and the realization that there can be no turning back.
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