GOAT is coming out Friday, February 13th. The movie is fun and heartfelt with loads of funny lines. Tell us who’s your GOAT and what are your favorite quotes from the movie? If you’re still hesitant to take your kids to the movie, be sure to check whether or not it’s appropriate for kids with our review.

GOAT Movie Quotes

“Come on, come on.” — Will

 

“Hey, Will, would you happen to have that rent?” — Unknown

“I just need a little more time…” — Will

 

“I got mouths to feed! I don’t need one more.” — Unknown

 

“Hey Will!” — Hamster Kid 1

“Hi Will!” — Hamster Kid 2

“Hey Will!” — Hamster Kid 3

“Oh, hey guys!” — Will

“Hey Will!” — Kids

“That’s a lot of kids.” — Will

 

“Indeed it is.” — Unknown

 

“I’m Will Harris.” — Will

 

“Hey! I’m driving here!” — Driver

 

“All my life I’ve always wanted to play professional roarball.” — Will

 

“Like my hero, Jett Filmore.” — Will

 

“I’m the best in the game.” — Jett

 

“Oh, you must have lost your mind!” — Flo

 

“Where the fiercest animals compete in the most dangerous stadiums.” — Will

 

“Make him bleed!” — Rhino Kid

 

“Oh no.” — Olivia

“Come on, Olivia.” — Archie

 

“Oh, you know what? I’m good here, I live here now.” — Olivia

“But there’s only one problem, I’m a small in a world of bigs.” — Will

 

“I got next!” — Will

 

“A goat?” — Flo

 

“A goat?” — Mane

 

“A goat?” — Jett

 

“What are the rules, y’all?” — Grizz

 

“Smalls can’t ball!” — Grizz & Friends

 

“Wanna bet?” — Will

 

“All I need is one shot to show the world this kid got game” — Will

 

“I need to hear it!” — Friend

 

“Ba…” — Will

 

“With feeling!” — Friend

 

“Baaaaaa!” — Will

 

“You goats are weird.” — Modo

 

“I like it.” — Modo

 

“Boom! Fillmore Fours in the flesh!” — Will

 

“Normally these sell for around six, but I’ll give it to you for five.” — Will

 

“Hm, pristine upper mesh. Taut laces.” — Vulture

 

“Nutty.” — Vulture

 

“Nasty!” — Friend

 

“Gerald, I’m gonna kick you out if you keep wearing the wrong team’s jersey.” – Carol

 

“Hey! I’m a goat, I see everything.” – Will

 

“Chill Darrel, you ordered a water.” – Will

 

“She can beat that one-trick pony!” – Will

 

“Get outta here.” – Grizz

 

“How am I supposed to win?” – Jett

 

“Oh that is hogwash!” – Jett

 

“Careful what you wish for, Jett.” – Flo

 

“That is amazing, sweetheart! You know we needed another one of those.” – Will

 

“I guess this town is only as weak as its greatest player.” – Mane

 

“Wanna play some Roar2k?” – Capybara Friend

 

“She’s been waiting for you… without ordering.” – Carol

 

“We need a 6th player.” – Flo

 

“Who’s the fancy pig?” – Capybara Friend

 

“I hate this town.” – Flo

 

“I can’t play with a goat! He’s an embarrassment to the team!” – Jett

 

“Big smiles, love you both, now get out!” – Flo

 

“That’s how much he loves the game, he’s willing to die for it.” – Jett

 

“Do you think Will’s going to play tonight?” – Person at Diner

“I hope not, or we’re going to see that kid die on live television.” – Gerald

 

“Hey… Auntie Olivia has a syndrome called flightless bird syndrome.” – Archie

 

“You’ll be crying goat tears!” – Mane

 

“This squad is a ton of madcases, hasbeens, and whatever Modo is.” – Archie

 

“Great team win last night!” – Flo

 

 

“Now I feel weird, is this how I make everyone feel?” – Modo

 

“Everybody thought I was tripping when I said I wanted to be a roarball player. Everybody except my mom.” – Will

 

“My therapist said this day would never happen!” – Dennis

“That’s my squad, that’s my squad! Wait a minute… I kind of like that.” – Lenny

 

“Marry me Modo!” – Girl in Stands

“No! Marry me!” – Guy in Stands

 

“You’re too small.” – Mane

 

“Modo’s my boss! That’s not good.” – Dennis

 

About the Movie

From Sony Pictures Animation, the studio behind Spider-Man™: Across the Spider-Verse and the artists that made KPop Demon Hunters, comes GOAT, an original action-comedy set in an all-animal world. The story follows Will, a small goat with big dreams who gets a once-in-a-lifetime shot to join the pros and play roarball – a high-intensity, co-ed, full-contact sport dominated by the fastest, fiercest animals in the world. Will’s new teammates aren’t thrilled about having a little goat on their roster, but Will is determined to revolutionize the sport and prove once and for all that “smalls can ball!”

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