The Hitman’s Bodyguard
Quotes List gathered by Myla Tosatto
The Hitman’s Body Guard Quotes
“Let’s just focus on your death by natural causes, shall we?”- Michael Bryce to an imperiled Mr. Seifert (Richard E. Grant)
“Okay, Inspector Clouseau, let’s see what these elite troops of yours can do.”-Darius Kincaid talking down to Amelia Roussel (Elodie Yung)
“You got a boyfriend? Now would be a good time to write one of those ‘I’ll always love you’ texts.”- Kincaid cheekily to Roussel
“I am harm’s way.”- Kincaid
“Thank God you‘re here. I don’t know what I would have done without you.”- Kincaid sarcastically to Bryce
“Plethora?”- Bryce
“Yea. It means a lot.”- Kincaid
“The man is a cucaracha.”- Sonia Kincaid (Salma Hayek) about Kincaid
“Perfect deduction, Sherlock.”- Kincaid to Bryce
“You take that gun. Use it to shoot me.”- Bryce
“I was going to use this gun to shoot you.”- Kincaid
“This field smells like your car.”- Kincaid to Bryce in a running gag that can’t be properly explained here
“Whose lap will I sit on?”- Kincaid excitedly to a van full of nuns
“That’s what she said.”- Kincaid to Bryce
“Ewwww.”- Bryce upon seeing his interrogator
“That’s really not how that expression works.”- Bryce to Kincaid
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The world’s top protection agent [Ryan Reynolds] is called upon to guard the life of his mortal enemy, one of the world’s most notorious hitmen [Samuel L. Jackson]. The relentless bodyguard and manipulative assassin have been on the opposite end of the bullet for years and are thrown together for a wildly outrageous 24 hours. During their raucous and hilarious adventure from England to the Hague, they encounter high-speed car chases, outlandish boat escapades, and a merciless Eastern European dictator [Gary Oldman] who is out for blood. Salma Hayek joins the mayhem as Jackson’s equally notorious wife.