If you loved Jennifer Lopez’s Second Act, you probably loves all of the funny, cute, and clever Second Act Quotes. We sent our writer to not only review the film, but she loved coming up with her list of favorite quotes and lines from the movie. We love to continue our on going list. If you have a favorite quote please comment below if we missed it. We also love to hear what you loved most about the film.
Second Act Quotes
“I hate birthdays, but I love you.”- Maya (Jennifer Lopez)
“Did you just sports-metaphor me?”- Trey (Milo Ventimiglia)
“I specialize in team building.”- Arthur (Dan Bucatinsky)
“How do I say this nicely? I can’t.”- Joan (Leah Remini)
“Don’t be selfish. Nobody wants a selfish girl.”- Joan
“Beautiful, brazen and completely on fire.”- Trey
“It’s a title. It doesn’t define you.”- Joan
“I wish we lived in a world where street smarts equals book smarts.”- Maya
“You said you wanted to be fancy.”- Dilly (Dalton Harrod)
“You’re a little stupid, aren’t you?”- Ant (Dierdre Friel)
“The lie got you in the door but you got the job, baby.”- Joan
“Who’s the champ?”- Maya
“Oh no, you look like Mrs. Doubtfire.”- Joan
“Wipe that face off your face, missy thang.”- Joan
“Say less.”- Hildy (Annaleigh Ashford)
“I’m here to work my butt off so any wisdom you can impart. . .”- Maya
“Brace for impact.”- Hildy
“Maybe I like cats.”- Chase (Alan Aisenberg)
“Here’s your chance to beat that panda ass.”- Arianna (Charlyne Yi)
“Holy s-word.”- Joan
“You’re going to buy those fancy shoes with the red bottoms.”- Joan
“Gift cards are like horses, they’re meant to be ridden.”- Joan
“I got into science so I wouldn’t have to go outdoors.”- Felix (Dave Foley)
“I lost my olive.”- Hildy
“That was epic.”- Arianna
“That. Was. Hilarious.”- Anderson Clarke (Treat Williams)
“As a woman who wears ALL the makeup, do you have any particular favorites?”- Hildy
“I took out the really good stuff because I’m still going to kick your ass.”- Zoe (Vanessa Hudgens)
“What’s annoying? Your face?”- Joan
“Team Green’s in the house.”- Zoe
“I seem to have found the cool crowd.”- Mr. Clarke
“I barfed in my purse.”- Arianna
“Say less. God, that felt good.”- Arianna
This is one movie I’m looking forward to seeing. It has a great cast, and it looks like it would have me laughing throughout the whole movie!