Stuber Quotes

Myla and I went to see Stuber before it was playing in theaters! With the help of Myla, here is a list of our favorite Stuber Quotes from the movie. Be sure to share your favorite lines with us below and don’t forget to cut off the bad words, we are a family friendly blog. 🙂 Although, save this movie for a date night because it has some bad words and some violence…but you will be laughing a lot!

Stuber Quotes

Sara Morris (Karen Gillan)- “Friggin’?”
Vic Manning (Dave Bautista)- “My daughter thinks I swear too much.”

Stu (Kumail Nanjiani)- “You can stop calling me Stuber.”

Vic- “I didn’t get cake on my birthday.”

Stu- “No regrets.”

Richie Sandusky (Jimmy Tatro)- “I don’t like it when girls make jokes.”

Nicole Manning (Natalie Morales)- “This is Uber.”

Stu- “I’m Stu, how do you do?”

Stu- “Smooth operator speaking.”

Becca (Betty Gilpin)- “I want to Grey Gardens myself.”

Stu- “Is that blood?”
Vic- “No.”

Stu- “Very problematic.”

Stu to Vic- “Stop just yelling neighborhoods. That’s not how Uber works.”

Stu- “I’m all sizzled out for the day.”

Stu- “Then my Harry met her Sally.”

Stu to Becca- “No take backs.”

Stu to Vic- “I don’t remember signing up for this Ted Talk.”

Stu- “I’m really overwhelmed right now.”

Stu- “I feel scared when a gun is pointed at my head. How do you feel?”

Vic- “I got one bullet.”
Stu- “I got one car.”

Nicole- “What is that smell?”
Stu- “Blood, dog food, vomit. . .”

Nicole- “So how do you know my dad?”
Stu- “He kidnapped me.”

Stu to Vic- “You have a bad face.”

Stu- “Uber is not a general store in the old west.”

Stu to Vic- “Real. Men. Cry.”

Stu- “I’m built for brunch.”

Vic- “Silent but deadly.”

Stuber is now playing in theaters! Check out the trailer below: