The Boss Baby Top Movie Quotes

In theaters and streaming now is The Boss Baby: Family Business, the sequel to the Oscar-nominated The Boss Baby.   Here are our favorite top quotes! 

The Boss Baby: Family Business Quotes: 

By Myla Tosatto

“Time is a funny thing.”- Tim Templeton (James Marsden)

“Before you know it, you’re all grown up. It even happened to me.”- Tim

“They call me a stay-at-home dad.”- Tim

“Being a dad is the coolest job in the world.”- Tim

“Come on, Pa, hit me.”- Tabitha Templeton (Ariana Greenblatt) to Tim

“It’s all about the dough.”- Carol Templeton (Eva Longoria)

“You’re only a kid once.”- Tim

“Boom Shaka Laka.”- Tabitha

“The jokes were good, right?”- Tim
“Hmmm. . . “- Tabitha

“I look forward to greeting you at the breakfast table.”- Tabitha to Tim

“What century is this?”- Wizzie (James McGrath)

“You would never treat Lamb Lamb this way.”- Wizzie to Tim

“Never abuse the snooze button.”- Wizzie

“Hi, Daddy.”- Tina Templeton (Amy Sedaris) to Tim

“I’m in the family business. It’s a clip-on tie.”- Tina

“What’s with the face?”- Tina

“You gotta say YES YES YES!!”- Tina

“Butt dialed?”- Carol
“With my butt.”- Tim

“I have a beautiful voice.”- Ted Templeton (Alec Baldwin)

“Why don’t you both suck it?”- Tina
“I still love you, Daddy.”- Tina

“The only thing holding your child back is you.”- Dr. Armstrong (Jeff Goldblum)

“Now the tea is hot, Connie.”- Tina

“You know what? You’re going to baby jail.”- Carol to Tina

“Tina! What is your problem?”- Carol

“I miss my teeth.”- Ted

“I’m the boss, applesauce.”- Tina

“Daylight can’t be saved, Tim!”- Wizzie

“Upsies. I need upsies.”- Ted to Tim

“I’ll send them a check.”- Ted

“This place even looks evil.”- Tim

“Something doesn’t smell right.”- Ted

“OPA!”- Class
“Oprah!”- Tim

“Who wants to play Shawshank?”- Ted

“Get back in the box, boopie.”- Ted

“To be or not to be? Tabitha?”- Dr. Armstrong
“To be.”- Tabitha

“Sitting is stupid.”- Tim

“You are going to have a time out.”- Dr. Armstrong

“We meet again, doorknob.”- Ted

“What the frittata?”- Ted

“Remind me to get the number of your muttonchop guy.”- Ted to Dr. Armstrong

“Lolly?”- Dr. Armstrong to Ted

“I taught babies to code.”- Dr. Armstrong

“Cheers to the revolution!”- Dr. Armstrong

“What happens on the playground, stays on the playground.”-Ted

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