The Climb Top Movie Quotes

The Climb Quotes
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“What’s a cadence?”- Kyle (Kyle Marvin)

“It’s beautiful. You sweat a lot.”- Mike (Michael Angelo Covino)

“Mike, I’m getting married. How awesome is that?”- Kyle

“I don’t know the exact dates. . .”- Mike after confessing a heinous act

“You’re like a real life Judas.”- Kyle

“Was that a joke? Are you making a joke?”- Kyle

“You’re not my best man anymore.”- Kyle
“I wrote a speech.”- Mike

“He’s not my friend.”- Kyle

“We built this life together. It wasn’t perfect but it was ours.”- Mike

“Now I’m stuck with all the dogs.”- Mike

“I was doing the whole seduction thing.”- Kyle

“But I’m the turkey cutter.”- Kyle

“We’re just saying no.”- Marissa (Gayle Rankin)

“I just did the jingle.”- Kyle

“Oh, that’s nice.”- Grandma (Sondra James)

“Should I get another ticket?”- Jim (George Wendt)

“Wait. They’re getting married?”- Bianca (Eden Malyn)

“I’m happy if you’re happy.”- Suzi (Talia Balsam) to Kyle

“I invited Mike to Christmas.”- Suzi to Kyle

“Listen to me. You gotta go get a haircut.”- Grandma to Mike

“Hey, Mike’s here. He got kind of fat.”- Mike

“How’s everything going?”- Suzi
“ Great.”- Mike

“Is this like a Christmas intervention.”- Mike

“I gave him one eggnog.”- Bianca
“How strong was it?”- Jim
“Um, yea, pretty strong.”- Bianca as Mike lies on the floor

“It’s a hill. You just go down it.”- Mike

“What are you guys doing?”- Marissa
“Jägermeister!”- Kyle

“I just want to relax and have a glass of wine. Like an adult.”- Marissa

“But he’s my friend.”- Kyle
“ I know.”- Marissa

“We should bang pots and pans.”- Mike

“So much scarier with the guns.”- Ronnie (Kris Avedisian)

“Are you ready to die?”- Mike to Kyle

“This is awesome! Can you untie me though?”- Kyle

“It’s not a bachelor party without a stripper.”- Uncle Mark (Todd Barry)

“Nobody likes you, Mike!”- Kyle

“I’m not a happy person anymore.”- Mike

“I’m actually going to read from Revelations.”- Bianca at Kyle and Marissa’s wedding

“Let’s go!”- Mike

“That was awesome.”- George (Eric Pumphrey)

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