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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Movie Quotes
“There’s no place for you on the Dutchman.”- Will Turner/Davey Jones
“I don’t care.”- Henry
“I think I know a way to break your curse.”- Will to his father
“What are you?”- Ship Captain
“Death.”- Captain Salazar
“The key to our escape is Jack Sparrow.”- Captain Salazar
“I wish that I could do it myself, but dead men tell no tales.”- Captain Salazar to Henry
“I confess that I’m not a witch. I’m a woman of science.”- Carina
“Pirate? Eh. Pirate!”- Captain Jack Sparrow
“There’s a witch and a pirate in my shop.”- Merchant
“Then it’s your lucky day.”- Sparrow
“I have a ship. The Black Pearl has never left my side.”- Sparrow about the Black Pearl model
“It’s time now to hunt a pirate.”- Captain Salazar
“Maybe you should retire to the countryside.”- Shansa (Golshifteh Farahani)
“To grass?”- Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush)
“I’ve been waiting here all morning for a beating, but the service here is terrible.”-Uncle Jack (Paul McCartney)
“If they disembowel you, ask for Victor. He has the softest hands.”- Uncle Jack
“I love the French. Did you know that they invented mayonnaise?”- Sparrow
“I don’t complain normally, but this basket is full of heads.”- Sparrow
“In short, most you have the minds of a goat.”- Carina to the pirates
“Do I have your word? “- Henry
“You are holding everything but my word.”- Carina
“What could possibly go wrong?”- Sparrow
“Prepare to drown.”- Gibbs (Kevin McNally) realizing that their boat isn’t seaworthy
“Krakens don’t speak. Everyone knows that.”- Henry to Carina
“There is no map in this map.”- Sparrow
“I’m an astronomer.”- Carina
“Ah, she breeds donkeys.”- Scrum (Stephen Graham)
“Are all pirates this stupid?”- Carina
“Yes.”- All the pirates
“I saw her ankles!”- Henry
“We’ll honeymoon in the barn.”Beatrice (Hannah Walters) to Jack Sparrow
“I’ve got scabies.”- Sparrow
“So do I.”- Beatrice
“You look marvelous. You have a spring in your step. Did your leg grow back?” Sparrow to Barbossa
“You mean it’s true? I was bluffing.”- Sparrow
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About Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales:
Now playing in theaters!
Johnny Depp returns to the big screen as the iconic, swashbuckling anti-hero Jack Sparrow in the all-new “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.” The rip-roaring adventure finds down-on-his-luck Captain Jack feeling the winds of ill-fortune blowing strongly his way when deadly ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil’s Triangle bent on killing every pirate at sea—notably Jack. Jack’s only hope of survival lies in the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it he must forge an uneasy alliance with Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a brilliant and beautiful astronomer, and Henry (Brenton Thwaites), a headstrong young sailor in the Royal Navy. At the helm of the Dying Gull, his pitifully small and shabby ship, Captain Jack seeks not only to reverse his recent spate of ill fortune, but to save his very life from the most formidable and malicious foe he has ever faced.