Our contributor Move Myla attended an advanced screening to see Wilson! She compiled her favorite lines and Wilson Movie Quotes to share with all of you! Have you seen the movie yet? Be sure to check out our review and comment below with your favorite lines and quotes!
Wilson Movie Quotes
“Modern civilization is a scam.”- Wilson
“I hate you so much.”- Wilson to his dog
“People get really creeped out when you speak in the fake dog voice.”- Wilson doing a falsetto dog voice
“That flies in the face in everything I’ve heard about St. Louis in particular and Missouri at large.”- Wilson showing Missouri no love whatsoever
“It’s too late, isn’t it?”- Wilson to his dying father (which would explain a lot)
“Do you want some beet juice?”- Olson (David Warshofsky)
“God, no.”- Wilson
“I don’t have a single person who shares my same memories.”- Wilson
“Lucky you.’- Olson
“Men can be cruel. Looks aren’t that important to me.”- Wilson to a date
“I always said she was a nightmare, remember?”- Wilson about Polly
“You say that about everybody.”- Pippi
“I’m a father?”- Wilson
“I’m a father!”- Wilson
“Why not?”- Pippi
“You passed my house.”- Claire (Isabella Amara)
“How can you tell?”- Wilson taking a dig at the suburbs
“I always wondered how I got like this.”- Claire after listening to a Wilson rant
“I know I’ve said some negative things about Wilson in the past . . .”- Polly (Cheryl Hines)
Woody Harrelson stars as Wilson, a lonely, neurotic and hilariously honest middle-aged misanthrope who reunites with his estranged wife (Laura Dern) and gets a shot at happiness when he learns he has a teenage daughter (Isabella Amara) he has never met. In his uniquely outrageous and slightly twisted way, he sets out to connect with her.
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