Bad Moms Movie Quotes – OVER 30+ Movie Lines!

There are just some really awesome Bad Moms Movie Quotes. A lot of them are TRUE non-pinterestly motherhood quotes. Lets be honest, motherhood is not rated “G”. It is a dirty job that makes most of us a hot mess!

I love movie quotes and I can’t wait to share my favorite ones with you along with my review of the movie!

Bad Moms Movie Quotes

Quotes helped find by: Myla Tosatto & ME.

“I had my first kid when I was 20 and I have been late ever since.” –Amy

“I feel like I am screwing up all the time.” –Amy

“You just leave your kids all day and go to work?” –Gwyndaline

“I am 32 years old, and the oldest one here.” –Amy

“The history channel was right, you are the most successful generation.” –Dale

“This is going to look so awesome on my college applications.” –Daughter

“Do you know how hard it is to get in an Ivy League school, they are turning down Asians.” –Daughter.

“Oh my God, she just got all her sadness all over me.” –Gwyndaline

“She knows my name! I feel like Beyonce Knowles!” – Kiki

“In this day in age it is impossible to be a good mom.” –Kiki

“What did you do last night?” –Son
“Nothing, but we may need to find a new supermarket.” –Amy

“I will call Kathy. I really like her and I am really scared of her.” –Kiki

“Everything that comes out of your mouth you’re screaming for help.” –Kathy

“Remember when I said all marriages are salvageable? It aint going to happen.” –Counselor (Wanda Sykes)

“Why do I suck at Zumba?”- Amy

“I love my babies so much.  God.  They hate me.”- Amy

“May I have a vacation?  I would like to go to Cuba.”- Tessa

“You know how important family is to me.  I have it tattooed on my arm.”- Dale

“Way to go, bud.”- Mike to son about getting a D on a paper

“What if I’m a loser, bench warmer scrub?”- Jane

“I’m such an Elsa.”- Jessie

“Your dog is wearing a helmet.”- Gwendolyn

“I’m done.  I quit.”- Amy

“I’d rather go to Afghanistan than go to another kids’ baseball game.”- Carla

“Nice to meet you, Ike Turner.”- Carla

“Winter is coming.”- Gwendolyn

“That’s some good soap.  Take it.” – Amy

“I’m really very fragile right now.”- Soccer coach

“OK, creepy.  Let’s go.”- Carla

“Quitting is for dads.”- Kiki

“Emu.”- Amy

“What is a standardized test?”- Carla

“You give your kids salad, you remember your kids’ birthdays…” Carla to Amy on why she is a good mom
“…all moms do that.” -Kiki

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In this new comedy from the grateful husbands and devoted fathers who wrote The Hangover, Amy has a seemingly perfect life – a great marriage, over-achieving kids, beautiful home and a career. However she’s over-worked, over-committed and exhausted to the point that she’s about to snap.

Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities – going on a wild, un-mom-like binge of long overdue freedom, fun and self-indulgence – putting them on a collision course with PTA Queen Bee Gwendolyn and her clique of devoted perfect moms.

Cast: Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn, Jay Hernandez, Clark Duke, Annie Mumolo, with Jada Pinkett Smith and Christina Applegate
Studio: STX Entertainment
Genre: Comedy
Writers/Directors: Jon Lucas & Scott Moore
Producers: Suzanne Todd, Bill Block

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