Jumanji: The Next Level Quotes

Gathering the best Jumanji: The Next Level Quotes from the movie was a little tough. Just like the first the movie had us laughing like crazy, but in this movie, the characters change during the movie more than once.  If you have a favorite line or quote from the movie that you loved, be sure to let us know below as we continue to update out Jumanji: The Next Level Quotes list.  The movie is now playing in theaters!

Jumanji: The Next Level Quotes

“I am terrific, I don’t even know what I’m doing here.”- Grandpa Eddie (Danny DeVito)

“Getting old sucks. Don’t let anyone tell you anything different.” –Grandpa Eddie

“When we first got together we were different people than we are now.”- Young Spencer (Alex Wolff)

“Pull it together. It doesn’t get any better than this. It’s all down hill after this.”-Grandpa Eddie

“You don’t have to call me that.”- Young Martha (Morgan Turner)

“Spencer. Where is he by the way?” – Young Bethany (Madison Iseman)

“I’d like to come in for a cup of coffee. Thanks for asking.” – Milo (Danny Glover)

“I’ve been a little worried about him.” –Young Martha

“Oh, you’re the little girlfriend.” – Grandpa Eddie

“Why would anyone try to fix this thing?” – Young Fridge (Ser’Darius Blain)

“I don’t think he went out. I think he went back in.” –Young Martha

“I got eaten by a hippo.” – Young Bethany
“I got killed by a cake.” – Young Fridge

“I got to stop hanging out with white people.” – Young Fridge

“Oh it’s her, I’m her.” – Martha (Karen Gillan)

“Did I die and turn into a small husky boy scout.” – Milo (Kevin Hart)

“My hips feel pretty good and my joints feel like butter.” –Eddie (The Rock, Dwayne Johnson)

“What is the Sam Hill happened to him.” – Milo (Kevin Hart)

“I can’t say this enough. We are in a video game.” –Martha (Karen Gillan)

“Did I just kill Eddie for talking to slow like he always said I would.”- (Jack Black)

“Spencer, what are you stealing for?”-Eddie (The Rock)

“I thought I would be him. I wanted to feel like that again.”-Ming (Awkwafina)

“Sorry all bodies are beautiful, even this one.” –Martha (Jack Black)

“I lost my restaurant so you can drive around and look at ashtrays.” – Eddie (The Rock)

“Yes, I am talking to my camel.” – Fridge (Jack Black)