Tag Quotes

We sent Movie Myla to review the movie and she came up with her favorite cuss free quotes from Tag! Be sure to share your favorite line or quote from the movie below!

“We are young. We are dynamic. We are FUN. So let’s talk about diabetes.”- Callahan (Jon Hamm)

“We have a real shot at Jerry this year.”- Hoagie (Ed Helms)

“You going to grow old or are you going to keep playing?”- Hoagie
“Keep playing.”- Callahan

“He’s the best that ever played.”- Hoagie about Jerry

“I don’t think she means ‘interesting’ in a good way.”- Callahan

“But your wife isn’t dead.”- Chilli’s father (Brian Dennehy)
“She’s dead to me.”- Chilli (Jake Johnson)

“There’s only one problem, Chilli. I’m not ‘it’.”- Callahan

“She’s too intense. She takes it too far.”- Chilli about Anna (Isla Fisher)

“I don’t think anyone is out to get you. I don’t think anyone is following you.”- Therapist (Carrie Brownstein)

“You guys aren’t taking my mental health seriously.”- Sable (Hannibal Buress)

“We don’t have any more beer. Let’ go to the Sandpiper.”- Chilli

“Hello, boys. So who’s ‘it’?”- Jerry (Jeremy Renner)

“Never been tagged. Just sayin’.”- Jerry

“Don’t touch me when we’re on a truce. It’s very patronizing.”- Callahan

“Say I’m LeVar Burton.”- Sable

“Five different hats? People change.”- Sable

“Hey, Jerry, this old lady bothering you?”- Marvin (Jock McKissic)

“I can’t be sober at these things, they’re awful.”- Chilli

“I’m just feeling the vibes.”- Sable

“I’m coming for you, Jerry.”- Chilli
“Chilli, you aren’t even ‘it’.”- Hoagie

“Our friend is a psychopath and this is scary.”- Sable

“How do you know so much about Beijing time zones?”- Callahan
“2008 Olympics. Michael Phelps, baby.”- Sable

“And this why print journalism is dying.”- Rebecca (Annabelle Wallis)

“Why is he playing this game right now?”- Susan (Leslie Bibb)

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The cast includes Ed Helms, Jake Johnson, Annabelle Wallis, Hannibal Buress, Isla Fisher, Rashida Jones, Leslie Bibb, Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner

One month every year, five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for a no-holds-barred game of tag – risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take on another down. This time, the game coincides with the wedding of the only undefeated player. What should be an easy target soon becomes an all-out war as he knows they’re coming to get him.

RATING: Rated R for language throughout, crude sexual content, drug use and brief nudity.

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