Thunderbolts* is the newest out Marvel movie, and it is both heartwarming and hilarious. Here are some of our favorite quotes from Marvel’s Thunderbolts*!

Thunderbolts* Movie Quotes

 

“Who is going to keep the American people safe?” – Valentina

 

“There’s some big threat out there and you are going to help me stop it.” – Bucky

“Wait… us?” – Yelena

“Yeah you.” – Bucky

 

“So… none of us comply?” – Yelena

 

“I can’t think of a worse group of people trying to work together?” – Valentina

 

“Everyone here has done bad things.” – Yelena

 

“Hey! It’s like your mind is somewhere else.” – Yelena

 

“This could get messy.” – Yelena

 

“There’s something wrong with me.” – Yelena 

“Without purpose I’m just thirsting like a river- or like an old leaf.” – Yelena

 

“Copy… no prison.” – Mal

 

“Alexei, it’s me, open up!” – Yelena

 

“Your subordinance will be reported to Doordash HQ.” – Alexei

 

“Isn’t this technically Baltimore?” – Yelena

“No, Baltimore’s the next block over.” – Alexei

 

“We were so bad.” – Yelena

“You were happy.” – Alexei

 

“Okay… well you know I love promoting women.” – Valentina 

 

“You’re not even my target?” – Yelena

 

“You’re mine.” – Walker

 

“Hi, I’m Bob.” – Bob

 

“Jesus Christ- stop saying Bob!” – Walker

 

“Woah… you guys hear that?” – Bob

 

“Well how would you like to die today Bob?” – Walker

 

“Mal, these are defective losers!” – Valentina

“Let’s talk facts, the Avengers are not coming.” – Valentina

 

“You said you’re Captain America” –  Bob

“Why’re you laughing? – Walker

“‘Cause you’re an asshole.” – Bob

 

“It’s gonna be a non-lethal protocol.” – Valentina 

 

“Why did that not work?” – Yelena

 

“Where were you?!” – Yelena

“Where were you?!” – Walker

 

“This is the making of a team that can raise glory!” – Alexei

 

“Bob?” – Mal

“Bob?” – Bucky

“Bob!” – Yelena, Ghost, Walker, and Alexei

 

“Shh… for the glory!” – Alexei

 

“Stop Val and save Bob.” – Yelena

 

“Let me know when you come to your senses.” – Valentina

 

“Jesus, guys I literally just put that drywall in.” – Valentina 🙁

 

“The Red Guardian!” – Alexei

“What..?” – Valentina

 

“What if she’s dead, huh? What if she went somewhere she can’t get back!” – Bucky

 

“Yeah, I’m fine. I had a great past so I’m totally fine.” – Bucky

 

“Get up, Bobby!” – Walker

 

“Are you okay?” – Yelena 

 

“I am still a super soldier in my prime!” – Alexei

 

“You thought you were gonna be some great savior or something? You can’t even save yourselves.” – Sentry

 

“We can’t do this, no one here is a hero.” – Yelena

 

“We are the Thunderbolts!” – Alexei

“We can’t call ourselves that.” – Bucky

“God— thank you.” – Walker

 

“This has the makings of team that can raise to glory!” – Alexei

Movie Trailer

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