There are TONS and TONS of one-liners in the new Marvel’s Captain America: Civil War movie. I decided, as I was able to screen the movie to share all of the Captain American: Civil War movie quotes with all of you. I just wanted to give you a heads up that there were so many, that these were just a few that stood out the most. I also did my best at trying to remember who said which line. I plan to see the movie several more times to add to this list (it was amazing!)!!!
If you haven’t seen the movie, I am going to suggest not reading through the following lines. If you do, you will probably piece together some spoilers that you won’t want to know about or at least some pretty funny one-liners!
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Captain America: Civil War Movie Quotes
“If he sees us coming, it won’t be a problem. He hates us.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“Thank you, Sam.” – Scarlet Witch
“Don’t thank me, it is Red Wing.” –Falcon
“They say there is a correlation between curiosity and guilt.” – Mom
“Victory in expense to the innocent is no victory at all.” –Unknown
“This job. We try to save as many people at we can. Sometimes it doesn’t mean everybody. But you don’t give up.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“The world owes the Avengers an un-payable debt.” – Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
The secretary of state throws out accusations that are true about the Avengers having “unlimited power and no supervision” and being “vigilantes” more than heroes. There is a true problem of them saving a few people with expense to the innocent. “The Avengers will no longer be a private organization. They need to be governed by the union.”
The Secretary of State lets them know that, “in 3 days the UN meets. If they can’t come to a decision they like, they retire.”
“If you have experience and patience, a man an do anything.” – “The Doctor”
“If we sign, we surrender the right to choose.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“We need to be put in check.” –Iron Man (Tony Stark)
“I am sorry, Tony. If I see a situation pointing south, I can’t ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
When Peggy Carter dies at the funeral, her niece reads a quote from Peggy. She says that, “you compromise when you can…but when you can’t, you don’t.” This leaves Captain verified in his though process of not signing the UN’s papers.
The Black Panther is the reason that Captain and his team get arrested. His quote is, “Congrats, Captain, you are now a criminal.”
“Nobody dislikes you, they can’t help but be afraid of you.” –Vision to Scarlet Witch.
Vision is cooking for Scarlet Witch. “Alternately, we can order a pizza.” –Scarlet Witch
“Mr. Stark would like to prevent another incident.” – Vision
“So you like cats.” –Falcon to Black Panther
“Obviously you can quote me on that, I just said it.” –Tony Stark
“Is Pepper here, I didn’t see her.” – Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“We are taking a break…I almost lost her…I didn’t want to see her get hurt…” –Tony Stark
“I didn’t want to make things difficult.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“I know because you are so nice.” –Iron Man (Tony Stark)
“Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.” –Iron Man (Tony Stark)
“The receipt for your gear.” –Carter
“Bird Costume?!” –Falcon
“I am not the only Winter Soldier.” –Winter Soldier (Bucky Barnes)
“A whole army?” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“We are on our own.” –Winter Soldier (Bucky Barnes)
“Maybe not. I know a guy.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
BothCaptain America (Steve Rogers) andIron Man (Tony Stark) begin to assemble their teams. Iron Man approaches Spider-Man. He questions him and his powers and gets him to join the team.
“When you can do the things that I can do…and bad things happen…And you don’t…Then it is your fault.” –Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
“Ever been to Germany.” –Iron Man (Tony Stark)
“No, I can’t go to Germany.” –Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
“Why not?” –Iron Man (Tony Stark)
“Because I have homework.” –Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
“Oh Captain, big fan!” -Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
“You have a metal arm? That is awesome, man.” –Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
“I retire for 5 minutes and it all goes to sh*t.” –Hawkeye
Iron Man (Tony Stark) asks Hawkeye about retirement before a big battle. Specifically asks him about his game of gold. Hawkeye responds with, “I shot 18. Made 18. I can’t seem to miss.”
“I don’t know if you have ever been in a fight before, but there isn’t usually this much talking.” –Falcon to Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
“They’re comin’ for ya.” Iron Man (Tony Stark)
“I’m not the one that needs to watch their back.” -Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff)
Spider-Man and Captain conversing in a fight:
“What else did Stark tell you?” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“You are wrong, but you think you are right. So that makes you dangerous.” –Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
“He is right.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“Okay TINY dude is big now.” –War Machine
“Way to go Tic Tac.” –Falcon
“Someone just flew IN me!” –Ant-Man (Scott Lang)
“Does anyone have any orange slices?” –Ant-Man (Scott Lang)
“Stay down final warning.” –Iron Man (Tony Stark)
“I can do this all day.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers)
“What you did all those years, it wasn’t you.” –Captain America (Steve Rogers) toWinter Soldier (Bucky Barnes)
Have any more quotes I need to edit or add? Please comment below as I continue to update this list! I could only write so fast during the film when I was so INTO parts of the movie I would forget to take notes. 🙂 It was just so good! Read my review to find out how awesome I thought it was!
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